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Failure
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Found a Problem?
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| Ambulance |
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An Ambulance has turned onto your street just ahead of you. |
You hit the ambulance, a mass 3 collision. |
The patient and paramedics fall out of the back, roll 1 - 3 mass 0 collisions. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Baby Carriage |
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A mother pushing her baby across the road. |
You hit mommy (mass 0 collision) |
You hit the carriage (mass 1 collision) |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Badgers |
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What? |
You take out a family of innocent badgers. Are you happy now? |
You also manage to swerve into some scenery. Roll for a mass 1 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Bag Lady |
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A bag lady pushing her cart across the road. |
You hit her, roll damage (she is a mass 0 extra unless the GM feels feisty). |
You hit her and the cart. Roll damage for a mass 1 collision. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Biker Gang |
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There is a biker gang up ahead. |
You drove straight through their formation and they are pissed. They join the chase. The GM determines their stats and capture conditions. |
You managed to plow over one of them. Roll for a Mass 1 collision. Not only do they give chase, but some of them draw weapons. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Blind Pedestrian |
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A blind guy tapping his cane in the crosswalk. |
You hit him, roll damage (he is a mass 0 extra unless the GM feels feisty). |
There is now a corpse hanging through your smashed windshield, -3 maneuverability penalty until it is gone, then -1. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Blowout |
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You lose a tire. -1 Maneuverability penalty until repaired. |
N/A |
N/A |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Boy Scout Helping Old Lady |
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A Boy Scout is earning his Courtesy Badge. |
You hit one, roll damage (he or she is a mass 0 extra unless the GM feels feisty). |
You hit them both, and there is now a corpse hanging through your smashed windshield, -3 maneuverability penalty until it is gone, then -1. Roll damage from a mass 0 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Bridge Is Out |
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The bridge is out. |
You make the jump but land too heavy on the rear axle. Roll for a mass 3 collision. |
You miss the jump and are out of the chase. Your consolation prize is a mass 6 collision. |
3 |
10 |
Report |
| Busted Fireplug |
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A Fire Hydrant is spewing water into the street. |
You skid out on the wet concrete and lose precious time. Do not make a chase roll this turn. |
Your skid takes you into a light post. Roll for a mass 1 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Child Chasing Ball |
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There is a kid ahead following a bouncing ball into the street. |
You hit him, roll damage (he is a mass 0 extra unless the GM feels feisty). |
You mowed him down in full view of his mother. Her cell phone is snapping pictures and dialing the police simultaneously. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Church Letting Out |
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A ton of people are leaving a church and crossing the street. |
You plow into one of them. Roll for a mass 0 collision. |
You hit several more. Roll for 1 - 6 mass 2 collisions. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Circus Parade |
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Lions and Tigers and Bear in the road. |
You run through a marching band. Roll for a mass 1 collision. |
You smack into an elephant. Roll for a mass 3 collision. |
2 |
7 |
Report |
| Construction Barrels |
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The road is blocked by orange and white barrels. |
You careen into one (mass 1 collision) |
You careen into two more (mass 2 collision) |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Couch In the Road |
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A couch has fallen off a vehicle ahead of you. |
You drive through it, a mass 1 collision. |
It turns out to be a sleeper be, making it another mass 2 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Couple On Bicycle Date |
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Two people riding bicycles on a date. |
You hit one, roll damage (he or she is a mass 0 extra unless the GM feels feisty). |
You hit them both, and there is now a corpse hanging through your smashed windshield, -3 maneuverability penalty until it is gone, then -1. Roll damage from a mass 0 collision. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Cross Traffic |
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Here comes a busy intersection. |
You ricochet off a mid-sized sedan. Roll damage for a mass 2 collision. |
You slam right into a large truck. Roll damage from a mass 3 collision. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Cub Scout Troop Crossing |
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A bunch of Cub Scouts are crossing the road. |
You plow into one of them. Roll for a mass 0 collision. |
You hit several more. Roll for 1 - 6 mass 2 collisions. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Dead End |
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The road dead ends. |
You almost stop short of the dead end, but it takes all of your concentration. Roll for a mass 2 collision and make no chase roll this round. |
You plow through the dead end instead of stopping. Roll for a mass 6 collision and make no chase roll this round. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Drunks With A Cart |
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A couple of drunk guys riding in a shopping cart. |
You hit the pusher: mass 0 collision. |
You hit the cart: mass 1 collision. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| DUI Road Block |
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The police are stopping possible drunk drivers. You can barrel past but at least one will give chase. |
You take out some cones and two officers give chase. |
You take out an officer and knock the door off of a patrol car. Roll for a mass 1 collision. Four officiers give chase. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Fruit Cart |
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The obligatory fruit cart. Almost every chase has one. |
You clip its side: mass 1 collision. |
You slam through it (a mass 3 collision). |
2 |
30 |
Report |
| Funeral Procession |
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A slow moving funeral procession. |
You rear end a hearse. Roll for a mass 2 collision. If you do not stop, one of the police escort motorcycles will give chase. The GM determines his stats and catch conditions. |
The rear opens and the coffin lands on your hood. Roll for a mass 1 collision. If you do not stop, all four of the police escorts will take up the chase. |
1 |
7 |
Report |
| Garbage Truck |
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There is a garbage truck picking up trash ahead. |
You knock a collector down (mass 0 collision). |
You slam into the truck, roll for a mass 6 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Gay Pride Parade |
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The Rainbow Coalition is out in full force. |
You manage to clip a prominent member of the gay community. Roll for a mass 0 collision. |
You drive through a giant rainbow flag, which is now over your windshield. You are blind until you get it removed. If you pass a Nazi Pride Parade while it is on, a couple of them will take swings with nearby blunt objects. |
2 |
7 |
Report |
| Heavy Rain |
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A hard rain falls. -2 Maneuverability penalty for the next 1 - 3 legs. |
N/A |
N/A |
0 |
10 |
Report |
| Hills |
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The road is going up and down like a San Fransisco street. |
You go airborne at the crest of a particularly tall hill. -2 to the chase roll this leg. |
You land hard on your rear axle. Roll for a mass 3 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Homeless Man |
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A homeless guy pushes his cart out in front of you. |
You hit him, roll damage (he is a mass 0 extra unless the GM feels feisty). |
There is now a corpse hanging through your smashed windshield, -3 maneuverability penalty until it is gone, then -1. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Hospital |
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Welcome to the hospital district, with people all around. |
You plow into one of them. Roll for a mass 0 collision. |
You hit several more. Roll for 1 - 6 mass 2 collisions. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Hot Chick Walking Past |
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There is a hot chick walking past. -2 Distraction penalty to Control rolls this leg. |
N/A |
N/A |
0 |
10 |
Report |
| Hot Dog Stand |
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A hot dog vendor is pushing his stand across the street. |
You clip the stand and knock it over. Roll damage for a mass 1 collision. |
A random passenger is sprayed with hot dogs and boiling oil (3L/Action, Trauma 3). |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Kids On Big Wheels |
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Somebody get those kids out of the street! |
You hit them, roll damage (the is a mass 0 extra unless the GM feels feisty). If you failed by 3 or more a big wheel has gone under your car, increasing the effective mass by 1. |
A kid and his big wheel are lodge under your car. Roll damage for a mass 1 target and take a -2 maneuver penalty for 2 legs. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Large Dog |
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There is a big dog in the middle of the street. |
You hit him, roll damage (he is a mass 0 extra unless the GM feels feisty). |
The dog bounces up under the car and a sharpened cracked rib drives itself into a tire, flattening it. -1 Maneuverability penalty until repaired. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Latino Pride Parade |
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Spicy! |
A churo vendor push cart faces your wrath. Roll for a mass 1 collision. |
The cart strikes back, crumpling up and grinding under your wheels. Roll for a mass 1 collision. |
2 |
7 |
Report |
| Light Showers |
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There is a light drizzle coming down. -1 Maneuverability penalty for the next 1 - 3 legs. |
N/A |
N/A |
0 |
10 |
Report |
| Livestock In Road |
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Where did that cow come from? |
A grazing hit (mass 1 collision). |
A solid hit (mass 3 collision) |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Loose Gravel Over Asphalt |
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Loose gravel is ruining the traction. |
-2 dice to the chase roll this leg. |
No chase roll for you this turn. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Low Rider |
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Hola, esse. Nice ride! |
You slam into it (mass 2 collision) |
The esses across the street saw it and draw their guns. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Major Potholes |
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Huge chug holes fill the road. |
You hit a couple of big ones. Roll damage for a mass 1 collision. |
You hit all the big ones. One of your tires is severely distended. -2 Maneuverability until repaired. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Man in a chicken suit |
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There is a man handing out coupons in a chicken costume. |
You crash into him. Roll for a mass 0 collision. |
He smashes through your windshield and your view is now blocked by fake feathers wrapped around a fat guy. -2 Maneuverability penalty until he is dislodged. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Man Walking Dogs |
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A man walking a bunch of dogs. |
You plow through the group (mass 1 collision) |
A dog breaks through the windshield face first, his bloody jaws snapping at you. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Marathon |
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Marathon runners fill the road. |
You hit one. He is a mass 0 extra. |
You hit several more, roll for 1 - 5 mass 0 collisions. |
2 |
7 |
Report |
| Minor Potholes |
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A few large pot holes block your path. |
You hit a really big one. Roll damage for a mass 0 collision. |
You hit a lot of big ones. Roll damage for a mass 1 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Movie Being Filmed |
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A movie is filming in a closed street. |
You smack straight into a brick wall, but it was made of Styrofoam -3 dice to the chase roll this turn. |
Behind the Styrofoam wall is a large store of props. Roll for a mass 3 collision. |
1 |
7 |
Report |
| Mud Puddle |
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The pavement gives way to a large mud puddle. |
-2 dice to the chase roll this leg. |
No chase roll for you this turn. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Nazi Pride Parade |
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Hoods, rednecks, and swastikas everywhere. |
The good news is you ruined the day of some guy in a white sheet. The bad news is you need to roll for a mass 0 collision. |
You drive through a giant swastika flag, which is now over your windshield. You are blind until you get it removed. If you pass a large group of minorities while it is on, a couple of them will go for a weapon. |
2 |
5 |
Report |
| News Copter |
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A television news helicopter has joined the chase. You are going to be famous. Or at least the top of your vehicle is. |
N/A |
N/A |
0 |
10 |
Report |
| None |
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No obstacles. Lucky you. |
-2 maneuverability penalty for this round only. |
No chase check this turn. |
0 |
10 |
Report |
| Nuns Crossing |
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A bunch of nuns are crossing the road. |
You plow into one of them. Roll for a mass 0 collision. |
You hit several more. Roll for 1 - 6 mass 2 collisions. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Off Roading Through A Factory |
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The chase turns off the main road and into a factory. |
You barely manage to squeeze between the heavy machinery. -3 to your chase roll this turn and both rear view mirrors are removed. You have a -2 penalty to Control rolls on any turn involving a U Turn. |
The last bunch of machinery was tighter than you thought. Roll for a mass 3 collision and make no chase roll this turn. |
3 |
10 |
Report |
| Off Roading Through A Glass Factory |
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The chase turns off the main road and into a glass factory. |
You slam into a huge pile of glass panes, puncturing 1 - 4 tires. -1 Maneuverability penalty per tire lost. |
Some of the glass bounces up and through your window and windshield. All passengers must soak 5L. |
3 |
5 |
Report |
| Off Roading Through A Golf Course |
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The chase turns off the main road and into a golf course. |
You go into a sand trap. Make no chase roll this turn. |
You land heavily in the hole (a mass 3 collision). A wayward ball comes through your window moments later. Soak 5B. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Off Roading Through A Park |
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The chase turns off the main road and into a park. |
You get stuck in the mud. Do not make a chase roll this turn. |
You plow into a copse of trees. Roll for a mass 5 collision. |
3 |
10 |
Report |
| Off Roading Through A Playground |
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The chase turns off the main road and into a playground. |
You hit a kid. Roll for a mass 0 collision. On the other side of him is a slide (a mass 1 collision). |
You slam straight through the middle of the playground. Roll for a mass 4 collision. |
3 |
10 |
Report |
| Old Lady With Walker |
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An old lady is using her walker to cross the road. |
You hit her, roll damage (she is a mass 0 extra unless the GM feels feisty). |
The walker slams through the windshield. -3 maneuverability penalty and soak 4B. If the walker is removed the maneuverability penalty drops to -1. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Open Manhole - Unmarked |
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An open manhole is in the middle of the road. |
One of your wheels goes into it and is damaged. -1 Maneuverability penalty until repaired. |
Your axle is cracked. Roll for a mass 3 collision. Even if the vehicle survives, the axle will break completely in 1 - 5 legs, removing you from the chase and resulting in another mass 3 collision. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Open Manhole - Worker Inside |
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A Men at Work sign marks an open manhole. |
One of your wheels goes into is and is damaged. -1 Maneuverability penalty until repaired. |
The man climbing out did not get out of the way in time. Roll for a mass 0 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Oprah Winfrey |
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Why would Oprah be crossing here? |
You hit her, roll damage (she is a mass 0 extra unless the GM feels feisty or she is in a big phase). |
There is now a corpse hanging through your smashed windshield, -3 maneuverability penalty until it is gone, then -1. |
1 |
5 |
Report |
| Parking Garage |
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The chase takes a turn into a parking garage. |
You ricochet from car to concrete and back to another car, roll for a mass 4 collision. |
The twists and turns confuse you and you get lost. You are out of the chase. |
3 |
10 |
Report |
| Pedestrian |
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Some poor schmuck is crossing the road. |
You hit him, roll damage (he is a mass 0 extra unless the GM feels feisty). |
There is now a corpse hanging through your smashed windshield, -3 maneuverability penalty until it is gone, then -1. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Picket Line |
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Picketers are striking in the middle of the road. |
You plow into one of them. Roll for a mass 0 collision. |
You hit several more. Roll for 1 - 6 mass 2 collisions. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Pile Up Ahead |
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Looks like a couple dozen cars decided to smash into one another right in front of you. |
You manage to just hit one of them. Roll damage for a mass 2 collision. |
You drive straight into the heart of the pile up. Roll damage for a mass 5 collision. |
2 |
8 |
Report |
| Piles Of Dirt To Jump |
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The road dead ends at a construction site. Ready for a jump? Even success will be a mass 1 collision. |
You land off kilter and tilted too far up, roll for a mass 3 collision. |
You land aimed almost straight into the ground. Roll for a mass 6 collision. |
3 |
7 |
Report |
| Police |
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The police have joined the chase. GM determines their stats and the requirements for them to catch you. Every 5 legs one more car will join. |
N/A |
N/A |
0 |
14 |
Report |
| Rival Car Chase |
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Another car chase crosses your path. |
You careen off of one of them (mass 3 collision). |
Your ricochet bounces you square into the other car. Roll for a mass 4 collision. |
3 |
5 |
Report |
| Road Construction |
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The road ahead is being worked on. |
You plow through a couple of big orange and white barrels. Roll damage from a mass 1 collision. |
The car goes into the ditch being dug. You are out of the chase. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Road Rage Crossfire |
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Why is there a gunfight in the middle of the street? A random passenger takes a stray shot. |
N/A |
N/A |
0 |
5 |
Report |
| School Zone |
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Welcome to a school zone, and kids are crossing the street. |
You plow into one of them. Roll for a mass 0 collision. |
You hit several more. Roll for 1 - 6 mass 2 collisions. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Serious Cyclist |
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Wow, he really likes riding that bike. |
You hit him, roll damage (he is a mass 0 extra unless the GM feels feisty). |
There is now a corpse hanging through your smashed windshield, -3 maneuverability penalty until it is gone, then -1. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Sharp Curve |
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There is a sharp curve ahead. |
You are forced to slow down: -2 dice for the chase test this leg. |
But you fail to slow in time and connect with some inconvenient scenery. Roll for a mass 2 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Side Mirror Damage |
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Your rear view mirror gets ground off while rubbing against a piece of scenery. -1 die on any leg involving a U turn. This can only happen twice. |
N/A |
N/A |
0 |
10 |
Report |
| Slow Moving Vehicle |
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Why would anyone drive 1/3 the speed limit? |
You clip her as you pass (mass 2 collision). |
You ram directly into her for a mass 3 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Snaky Turn |
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The road snakes and weaves ahead. |
You are forced to slow down: -2 dice for the chase test this leg. |
But you fail to slow in time and connect with some inconvenient scenery. Roll for a mass 2 collision. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Staircase |
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The chase turns onto a staircase. The GM must decide where it leads. |
You lose traction for a moment. -4 Maneuverability penalty to the chase roll this round. |
The jostling damages your wheels and axle. -2 Maneuverability penalty until repaired. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Stalled Truck |
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There is a stalled U-Haul blocking the intersection. |
You dodge it but hit a large mail box. Roll for a mass 1 collision. |
You plow right into the moving van (mass 4). |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Steep Grade |
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The road is very steep. |
You go airborne at the crest. -2 to the chase roll this leg. |
You land hard on your rear axle. Roll for a mass 3 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Student Driver |
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There is a student driver making a horrible lane change ahead. |
You try to dodge the student drive and hit a street sign, a mass 1 collision. |
But she tries to avoid you and manages to get right in front of you. Roll for a mass 3 collision. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
| Thunderstorm |
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The sky rips open and rain pours down. -3 Maneuverability penalty for the next 1 - 3 legs. |
N/A |
N/A |
0 |
10 |
Report |
| Toll Road Entry |
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There is a toll road ahead. |
You smash through the guards (a mass 0 collision) and get a picture snapped of your license plate. |
Severe tire damage! -4 Maneuverability until repaired. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Train Approaching |
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The crossing bars are coming down and a train is on its way. |
You stop just before the train crosses. Do not make chase rolls this leg or next. |
You smash through the guards too late and plow into the train. Roll damage for a mass 6 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Train Crossing |
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There is a train crossing. Nearby piles of dirt offer a convenient ramp to try to jump through. Die pool penalties from speed do not apply to this jump. |
Your car tilted and rolled off the ramp. Roll for a mass 2 collision and do not make chase rolls for the next 1 - 2 legs. |
You managed to land on an empty train car instead of jumping over it. Roll for a mass 5 collision. You are out of the chase and headed for parts unknown. |
5 |
10 |
Report |
| Truck Crossing |
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There is a big rig crossing in the intersection ahead. |
The truck blocks you off. No chase roll this turn. |
You fail to stop in time. Roll for a mass 6 collision. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Truck of Gang Bangers |
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How the heck did they squeeze so many gang bangers into one truck? |
You clip it, knocking several out and pissing off the rest. Time to duck and cover from the gunfire. |
Your car also stalls. |
1 |
5 |
Report |
| Tunnel |
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The chase enters a long tunnel. |
You get stuck behind two cars. No chase roll this turn. |
You bounce off of a car and into the wall. Roll for a mass 4 collision. |
3 |
10 |
Report |
| Two Guys Carrying A Pane Of Glass |
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There are two guys carrying a pane of glass across the street. |
You hit one of the guys, a mass 0 collision. |
The broken glass comes through your window. Soak 5L damage. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Vintage Cyclist |
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That bike looks like it fell out of the old west. |
You hit him, roll damage (he is a mass 1 extra). |
The giant bike bounces around under your car for half a block. Roll damage for a mass 2 collision. |
1 |
5 |
Report |
| Wet Fallen Leaves |
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The street is covered with wet leaves. |
-2 dice to the chase roll this leg. |
No chase roll for you this turn. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Wreck Ahead |
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Looks like a couple of cars decided to smash into one another right in front of you. |
You plow between the two cars, roll damage from a mass 2 collision. |
You also manage to hit a driver talking on his cell phone. Roll damage from a mass 0 collision. Too bad shame there were witnesses. |
1 |
10 |
Report |
| Wrong Way |
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You are going the wrong way! |
Your dodging and weaving slows you down. -3 dice for your chase roll this turn. |
You hit another car head on. Roll for a mass 3 collision. |
2 |
10 |
Report |
